Friday, November 19, 2010
Really.
It's about this. Really. It's about the pure joy of a novel creation, the non-judgemental love of your closest friends, a coffee with buddies, the unadulterated fun that overflows so naturally, those strong bonds with long time buds that distance never manages to erase, the beauty of trees swaying on a rainy day, the melody that takes you beyond time, those moments where you get mesmerized by the brilliance and creativity of the past generations, of people who have left their mark on time in any form, the effervescence that comes from a great beat, an aha moment, the impact you make, the baby in a halloween costume, making your dad proud, thinking about your favorite teacher, talking to an old chum for hours about 8 year old memories, making that one finger-licking dish, cheering up your collegue after an especially stressful day, admiring the cuteness of your newly purchased socks, random girltalk leading to that deep bond of trust, the guilty sweetness of sleep after the snooze, the feel of cool gushing air that drowns music on the freeway, the bliss of an approaching Friday evening, its about this. Its about stopping in your tracks. And getting a perspective. Really.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Finally, Mao explained...
Maoism is not just a concept; it is a way of life, like chouism. Maos are the cutest , most adorable creations of god, and have a terrible self-respect that can even cause them to purr and claw.
For the uninitiated, the ones who have been ignorant of this powerful maonfluence in their life, here are some of the semantics of the language:
1. The classic antonym, the one that has for ages depicted the contradiction between good and evil, sweet and sour, man and machine, and similar, is called chou and ghou in mou linguistics.
Chouuuuu=> all the goodness and appreciation , ghogho=>figure it out
2. All the sentences, or the string of words u choose to end abruptly, always end in the past perfect tense-as zaal hot, bi ke nye kel hot beeet
3. The intent of the words can dramatically vary by the tone of the voice used to express it. As I said, Mao is not just a medium of communication but a way of expression for the Mao within you. You really have to feel it before you say it.
4. The language revolves around mao, or cat in mao language, and all the different variations around it. As a matter of respect, there are a multitude of words dedicated to the mao, and often times words are formed out of sheer awe for the mao. Meaaw, ,myyawww, myafooo, bnaaf, myaaf, myuff, maopona, mu, bu, bao, moew, and the like
5. Of course the Webreet has to exist too, and have its presence felt. Though generally timid and shy, the webreet is a very intelligent being, and can sometimes even try and provoke the aggressive mao. It always runs in fear in the face of danger, but wants to try and mentally attack the mao given the chance. It is the best friend of the mao. Some of the many ways of addressing the webreet are tibre, shibweet, mingarweet, chingarpingarweeet, squibreet, wubrgeet etc.
6. Maos place great importance in sleeping tight, and hence one of the principles of the language is GURGOOT. Mao lok gurgoot xoptaa. The webreet on the other hand is tibik in all its actions, and hence TIBIK is another fundamental that students of the language should master.
7. The mao loves to roam and loves to go on drives. It also enjoys breaking speed limits. It likes randomness like this.
8. On days when mao gets tired, or is forced to walk, it cribs and complains in the following manner…..paaaay dukhtaaa…..ani thendi vaaaxteeee….ani paay dukhtaaaaa…ani thendi vaajte…..ani paaay dukhtaaa…..
9. The disciples of the mao chant these hymns each morning and also in times of danger, like deadlines, maaooponaaa…..bola maoponaaaa…..maoponaaaa
Following are some of the nuggets you might hear in a mao conversation:
• Ehie, he tor zaal pon hot choupone minje asa
• Hein, hein karaych hot beet, manath
• Wubrgeeeet, wubrshubwgeeetttt
• Mao lok kashe xopta? Gurgoooot. Mao lok kashe basta? Tibik.
• Moja pon aaal hot, wawaaaa
• Nye nye, bi thod, kepon fukie maarla asat hihi
If the mao in you has found a calling after reading this, and it can no longer be suppressed by the vices of this vile world, welcome to the mao following, and join its ever-increasing clan worldwide.
For the uninitiated, the ones who have been ignorant of this powerful maonfluence in their life, here are some of the semantics of the language:
1. The classic antonym, the one that has for ages depicted the contradiction between good and evil, sweet and sour, man and machine, and similar, is called chou and ghou in mou linguistics.
Chouuuuu=> all the goodness and appreciation , ghogho=>figure it out
2. All the sentences, or the string of words u choose to end abruptly, always end in the past perfect tense-as zaal hot, bi ke nye kel hot beeet
3. The intent of the words can dramatically vary by the tone of the voice used to express it. As I said, Mao is not just a medium of communication but a way of expression for the Mao within you. You really have to feel it before you say it.
4. The language revolves around mao, or cat in mao language, and all the different variations around it. As a matter of respect, there are a multitude of words dedicated to the mao, and often times words are formed out of sheer awe for the mao. Meaaw, ,myyawww, myafooo, bnaaf, myaaf, myuff, maopona, mu, bu, bao, moew, and the like
5. Of course the Webreet has to exist too, and have its presence felt. Though generally timid and shy, the webreet is a very intelligent being, and can sometimes even try and provoke the aggressive mao. It always runs in fear in the face of danger, but wants to try and mentally attack the mao given the chance. It is the best friend of the mao. Some of the many ways of addressing the webreet are tibre, shibweet, mingarweet, chingarpingarweeet, squibreet, wubrgeet etc.
6. Maos place great importance in sleeping tight, and hence one of the principles of the language is GURGOOT. Mao lok gurgoot xoptaa. The webreet on the other hand is tibik in all its actions, and hence TIBIK is another fundamental that students of the language should master.
7. The mao loves to roam and loves to go on drives. It also enjoys breaking speed limits. It likes randomness like this.
8. On days when mao gets tired, or is forced to walk, it cribs and complains in the following manner…..paaaay dukhtaaa…..ani thendi vaaaxteeee….ani paay dukhtaaaaa…ani thendi vaajte…..ani paaay dukhtaaa…..
9. The disciples of the mao chant these hymns each morning and also in times of danger, like deadlines, maaooponaaa…..bola maoponaaaa…..maoponaaaa
Following are some of the nuggets you might hear in a mao conversation:
• Ehie, he tor zaal pon hot choupone minje asa
• Hein, hein karaych hot beet, manath
• Wubrgeeeet, wubrshubwgeeetttt
• Mao lok kashe xopta? Gurgoooot. Mao lok kashe basta? Tibik.
• Moja pon aaal hot, wawaaaa
• Nye nye, bi thod, kepon fukie maarla asat hihi
If the mao in you has found a calling after reading this, and it can no longer be suppressed by the vices of this vile world, welcome to the mao following, and join its ever-increasing clan worldwide.
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